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We found the KEY! The key to tricking the virus.
I hope you can laugh at this . I hope that we can all just laugh and love each other.
Instead of having a big family feast, which would likely be a super-spreader event (because the people on TV told me so) we will circumvent the problems. As long as we are having a violent demonstration, the virus will not see a need to close us down.
Why worry about it? It's just that the virus likes mail in voting and blocking traffic. So let's get our family involved in some civil disobedience.
That's gotta be way better than questioning the media. Fact checkers are never wrong, right?
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When Amen Loves Awoman – New Ways To Make Sense
How many ways can we add inclusive gender terms in our everyday lives? Do I need to trip a satire alert? Ok, this is satire, don’t shadow ban me, whatever that is.
Recently, a congressman prayed at the beginning of session. This now famous prayer ended with the ever-inclusive “Amen and Awoman.” Apparently this minister had no idea that this word, which means the same thing in Hebrew, Greek, Latin, English, and more, has nothing to do with gender. If he did have an idea, apparently he wants it to have something to do with gender.
Since he is a politician, it must be important! Therefore, this precedent must continue. We must do all that we can to add “a woman” to any instances of this travesty. With such a simple fix, the world can certainly be a better place, don’t you think? In keeping with such a heroic moment, we must seek out more opportunities like this to signal our own virtue-icity.
To be completely fair:
The chewy candy, with the quirky commercials, known as mentos, must forthwith be referred to as mentos and womentos… Which when you think of it, actually I do not want to think about it. I’m just not a feet person.
To promote unity:
The salty, squiggly noodle treat of recent college grads known as Ramen noodles must Be here to considered Ramen and Ra-women noodles. Why are these sounding gross when you say them outloud?
As a signal of our utter inclusiveness:
The viral ailment of the spine and brain known as meningitis must, from this day on, be officially named menin and womeningitis.
I realize to less woke people, these type of efforts can be a pain in the neck, but it’s the least we can do to right (and left) a wrong.
To be all heroic and brave:
All future references to the chocolate treat that melts in your mouth and not in your hands, M&Ms, shall include the names M&M and M-women-M’s. Yes, we can do that with the rapper’s name as well.
As this is no laughing matter, we must all work together in this important use of our time and effort, to stamp out these instances of exclusivity. The people of history were simply not as enlightened as we are now, whether they meant and womeant to be or not.
If you have any suggestions on similar corrections of words, list them in the comments below and feel empowered.
Be blessed and keep smiling.
Remember your family doctor? You know, like Dr. Chase in Miami? The guy that we would go to when something was not right? We knew him and his awesome staff. They knew us... called us by name. They didn't track us, or stalk us. They didn't threaten our livelihood or ask us to do stuff if we were healthy.
There were check-ups, there were treatments. He never told all his patients to do something because a few of them had a virus. I remember common sense health tips about washing hands and being careful.
Who would have thought we could essentially fire Dr. Case and go all the way up to a politician for our health advice? After all, who would know us better? Our neighborhood physician, or a man in an oval (or whatever shape) office?
This is a simple conversation with the Government Guy about some "one size fits all" treatment for a disease that not everyone has.
Be blessed and keep smiling... and step outside the mainstream (spoon-fed) narrative.
You just have to love those pharmaceutical commercials and their embarrassing side effects. Here's our little shot at one.
I think every man, woman, and child can relate. Do you miss having your own connection for some of this good stuff.
It wouldn't be a drug commercial without side effects.
Laughter is a good medicine. What are its side effects?
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Do you get tired of herd mentality? Do your friends repeat the mantras from the super big media news crews? Does it seem like everyone is walking around in a state of hypnosis? I hope this song encourages. I was such a fan of Andy Williams. I used to sing along with him, and owned a couple LPs.
Here are some lyrics to this parody song. Some of them changed at the last minute, but it's the same message, essentially.
You should never be managed and forced to strap on a face cover. Why breathe in your own stank CO2? Give me liberty. Give me oxygen.
Breathe free, as free as the wind blows
Right into your own nose.
Breathe free to follow your heart
Breathe free, cuz air still surrounds you
The world still astounds you
Each time you breathe through your mouth.
Breathe free, where no cloth divides you
You're free as the roaring tide
So there's no need to hide
Breathe free, and life is worth living
Especially worth living
'cause you breathe free
(Breathe free, where no cloth divides you)
You're free as the roaring tide
So there's no need to hide
Breathe free, and life is worth living
Especially worth living
'cause you breathe free.
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Trading Freedom - Turning In Your Bill Of Rights for What?
Today, we have a government official (of some sort) processing the paperwork for a man who wants to turn in his personal rights and freedoms. Why would he do that? I know this may seem a bit less on the goofball side. I have been wanting to do a piece to highlight the similarities between our world today and that of the free Israelites who were choosing subjection to a king. Samuel received the word from God Himself. He told them of all the dangers, all of the effects of putting that much power under a ruler. Even so, the people said, "Give us a king."
"So Samuel told the people what the Lord had said:
“If you insist on having a king, he will conscript your sons and make them run before his chariots; some will be made to lead his troops into battle, while others will be slave laborers; they will be forced to plow in the royal fields and harvest his crops without pay, and make his weapons and chariot equipment. He will take your daughters from you and force them to cook and bake and make perfumes for him. He will take away the best of your fields and vineyards and olive groves and give them to his friends. He will take a tenth of your harvest and distribute it to his favorites. He will demand your slaves and the finest of your youth and will use your animals for his personal gain. He will demand a tenth of your flocks, and you shall be his slaves. You will shed bitter tears because of this king you are demanding, but the Lord will not help you.”
But the people refused to listen to Samuel’s warning.
“Even so, we still want a king,” they said, “for we want to be like the nations around us. He will govern us and lead us to battle.”
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May God have mercy on our country. This is my appeal to my friends and family. We can "get through this" but not by repeating all the hypnotic phrases that we have been served by the media and entertainment propaganda houses. It takes a break away, a casting down and casting out of these manipulative tactics of political elite and their servants.
I believe smile can break the strong mind-hold that culture has on the people right now. It takes a brave heart and a resolute mind to journey into new ways of looking at our country and the factors that we truly fight against. Fight with all your spirit through prayer and fasting. God wins - 'nuff said.
Here is a short list of classic tv shows changed for today's Hollywood. That Girl, Saved By The Bell, Father knows Best. what else? can you think of any?